Wow, You Look Terrible!: How to Parent Less and Live More by Danny Ricker ISBN 9781368114776, 9781368110914, 1368114776, 1368110916, B0DGCTZK1Q instant download

Wow, You Look Terrible!: How to Parent Less and Live More by Danny Ricker ISBN 9781368114776, 9781368110914, 1368114776, 1368110916, B0DGCTZK1Q instant download

From Jimmy Kimmel Live! co-head writer Danny Ricker comes a satirical self-help manifesto for parents on the brink of despair, guaranteed to get you back the three things parenting takes from us all: our time, money, and mind.
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You used to be a person. A real one—with hobbies, expendable income, and sex that was at least semi-annual. But then you had kids, and the more you became a parent, the less you became yourself. You love your children deeply, but most days you feel like nothing more than their service animal. That ends today (...just the second part. You can still love your kids.)
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Wow, You Look Terrible! is a beacon of hope to beleaguered parents across the globe. The revolutionary child-rearing techniques within will teach you how to:
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· Save money on soccer by having your child join a cult
· Throw your kid’s entire birthday party in 17 minutes flat
· Get shredded abs while pulling your toddler out of a bounce house
· Rid your life of the Easter Bunny once and for all
· And much, much more
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With illustrations, personal stories from the author, and a foreword by four-time father and beloved late night scamp Jimmy Kimmel, this book will take you down the righteous path of parenting less and living more.
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