Wow, You Look Terrible! by Danny Ricker instant download

Wow, You Look Terrible! by Danny Ricker instant download

From Jimmy Kimmel Live! co-head writer Danny Ricker comes a satirical self-help manifesto for parents on the brink of despair, guaranteed to get you back the three things parenting takes from us all: our time, money, and mind.You used to be a person. A real one—with hobbies, expendable income, and sex that was at least semi-annual. But then you had kids, and the more you became a parent, the less you became yourself. You love your children deeply, but most days you feel like nothing more than their service animal. That ends today (. . . just the second part. You can still love your kids.)Wow, You Look Terrible! is a beacon of hope to beleaguered parents across the globe. The revolutionary child-rearing techniques within will teach you how to:· Save money on soccer by having your child join a cult· Throw your kid's entire birthday party in 17 minutes flat· Get shredded abs while pulling your toddler out of a bounce house· Rid your life of the Easter Bunny once and for all· And...