Yer Never Gonnae Believe It by Morris, Harry instant download

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1 online resource (302 pages), Yer Never Gonnae Believe It! Is the fourth in Harry the Polis's hugely successful and hilarious collections of police stories. With twenty-nine years in the polis under his belt, there's no shortage of incidents and anecdotes to tell. Find out the secrets of Harry's low-effort guide to marathon success and all about some funny goings on in a funeral parlour. Yer Never Gonnae Believe It! is another classic collection of tales tall and true from Harry the Polis, the Chief Constable of funny stories, Print version record, Cover; Title Page; Dedication; Acknowledgements; Contents; The Old Age Alphabet; Sorry, Mam; Professional Mourner; First Class Examination; The Prisoner of Harrogate; Housewife's Menu; Horses Up Closes; A Hollywood Body Double; Return of the Mummy!; Lessons in Elocution; Munchtime Menu; Battle of the Boyne; Piss Artist; Strictly Dancing; That's My Brother; Sex and Marriage; Stuck for an Answer; Cowboy Snips; Marathon Man; Use of Words; Sharing My Swearing; Acupuncture; She'll Give You One; Ministry of Laughs; Chivas Down My Spine; Can't Wait to Tell Her; Whit's In The Bag?, Musical Porn in MaryhillThe Remote Remote; Him and Her; Post Office Pete; Unknown to Me; Control Room Patter; Mickey's Pal; Go on then!; Andy and the Hot Cross Buns; Ming-night in Moscow; A Friendly Game; The Square Go; Die(t) at Craigie Street; Sympathy from the Abbey; Old Firm Day; Luxuries of Life; Ye're a Tube; Donald Lindsay and Reminsky; Enough is Enough!; Bird Shit!; Line-Up for Trouble; Offer I Had to Refuse; Forgot Me Already?; Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes; A Coloured TV in Govan; Bruised and Battered without the Bevy; The Dyslexic Reporter; Ringing From The Waist Down; Mother's Ruin, Alex Gave him the BootRock On; Lardy Spice; Tadpoles in the Bath; Lock Up Yer Sick; Mistaken Identity; Viagra; 'Soap Powder'; The Scottish Battle-Cry; Speak to Me!; How the Mighty Fall; Freddie Starr was Nowhere; Down Under; Dining with Doctor Hook!; Burns Supper Break;…