(Ebook) X Treme Latin All the Latin You Need to Know for Survival in the 21st Century 1st Edition by Henry Beard ISBN 0786553707 9781592401048

(Ebook) X Treme Latin All the Latin You Need to Know for Survival in the 21st Century 1st Edition by Henry Beard ISBN 0786553707 9781592401048

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ISBN 10: 0786553707 
ISBN 13: 9781592401048
Author: Henry Beard

In staff meetings and singles bars, on freeways and fairways, there are aggravating people lurking everywhere these days. But bestselling humorist Henry Beard has the perfect comeback for all prickly situations, offering a slew of quips your nemesis won't soon forget . . . or even understand. Beard's gift is his ability to make fun of popular culture and the current zeitgeist. In X-Treme Latin he provides Latin with an attitude, an indispensable phrasebook that taps the secret power of Latin to deliver, in total safety, hundreds of impeccable put-downs, comebacks, and wisecracks. Within its pages you will learn how to insult or fire coworkers; blame corporate scandals on someone else; cheer at a World Wrestling Entertainment match; talk back to your computer, TV, or Game Boy; deal with your road rage; evade threatening situations; snowboard in style; talk like Tony Soprano; and much more. With dozens more zingers for quashing e-mail pranks, psyching out your golf opponent, giving backhanded compliments, and evading awkward questions, X-Treme Latin is destined for magnus popularity and will have readers cheering, “Celebremus!”

(Ebook) X Treme Latin All the Latin You Need to Know for Survival in the 21st Century 1st Table of contents:

I Lingua Latina Tironibus Beginning Latin
Narratiuncula—A LITTLE STORY
Latin Aptitude Test—PROBATIO LATINITATIS
Romulus and Remus Jokes—ROMULI REMIQUE IOCULARIA
The Legion of Superheroes—LEGIO HEROUM MAXIMORUM
T-shirt Slogans—TITULI TUNICALES
Bumper Stickers—TITULI CURRULES
Reality TV—SPECTACULA TELEVISORIA VERI SIMILIA
Hardball Talk Shows—DISCEPTATIONES TUMULTUOSAE
Ultimate Sports—LUDI EXTRAORDINARII
Trash Talk in the Colosseum—CONTUMELIA IN AMPHITHEATRO FLAVIO
Spring Break—FERIAE VERNALES
Country Music Favorites—MUSICA RUSTICA FAVORABILISSIMA
Chilling Out—SERMO OTIOSORUM
Graffiti—INSCRIPTIONES LATRINALES
Road Rage—IRA IN VIA
Air Rage—IRA IN AËRE
Warning Labels—SCHEDAE MONITORIAE
II Lingua Latina Media Intermediate Latin
Caesar’s PowerPoint Presentation—CAESAR TIBI PROPOSITA MAXIMI MOMENTI PRAEFERT
Top 10 Reasons to Live in the Time of the CaesarsDECEM OPTIMAE RATIONUM CUR IN AEVO CAESARUM VIVERE IUCUNDIUS ESSET
That Old-Time Religion—ILLA RELIGIO PRISCA
Mob Banter—CAVILLATIO SODALIUM
New Age Discourse—SERMO NEOMYSTICUS
Hollywood Latin—SERMO LATINUS ACUIFOLIIS
Sushi Bar Chitchat—SERMO IN TABERNA IAPONICA PULPAMENTORUM INCOCTORUM MARINORUM
Computer Language—SERMO LATINUS COMPUTATORIUS
Car Talk—DISCEPTATIO DE CURRIBUS
B.S.—BUBULUM STERCUS
Small Talk during a Colonoscopy—COLLOCUTIO INTER COLONOSCOPIAM
Medical Confab—CONFABULATIO CUM MEDICO
Homeland Security—SALUS PATRIAE
Useful Phrases for Barbarian Evildoers—LOCUTIONES UTILES MALEFACTORIBUS BARBARIS
Game Boy Chatter—HORTAMINA PUERORUM LUDENTIUM ENCHIRIDIIS LUSORIIS
Modern Vatican Latin—SERMO LATINUS HODIERNUS IN VATICANO
Learned Latin for Lovers—SERMO LATINUS DOCTUS AMATORIBUS
Classical Kiss-offs—VALEDICTIONES ANTIQUAE
III Sermo Latinus Eruditus Advanced Latin
Useful Syntax—SYNTAXIS UTILIS
You Know You May Be a Roman If . . .SCIAS TE FORTASSE ROMANUM ESSE SI  . . .
Restaurant ’Tude—BILIS IN POPINA
Winespeak—DICTA ARBITRI VINI
The Bestseller List—TABULA LIBRORUM VENDIBILISSIMORUM
Latin for Trekkies—SERMO LATINUS SECTATORIBUS PEREGRINATIONIS ASTRALIS
Attack Ads—PRAECONIUM PROCAX CANDIDATORUM
Business Latin—SERMO LATINUS NEGOTIALIS
Furat Emptor—LET THE BUYER GO MAD
Jury Duty—OFFICIUM IUDICIALE
Stealth Latin—SERMO LATINUS CLANDESTINUS
Stealth Latin for Golfers—SERMO LATINUS CLANDESTINUS IN LUSU CALEDONIO
Bad Latin, the Dirty Dozen—SERMO LATINUS IMPUDICUS: DUODECIM OBSCENA

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