Scissor Me Timbers by Phrique ISBN 9798990693135, 8990693136, B0F2ZDFDRZ instant download

Scissor Me Timbers by Phrique ISBN 9798990693135, 8990693136, B0F2ZDFDRZ instant download

Thoughts, Prayers, & Chainsaw Kisses 💋

My Dearest Inamorata, Virgin
I beseech thy heavenly help.
For a seductive serpent
has found it fit
to infiltrate my lady garden and
enchant my convent
with her feminine wiles.
My daily thoughts drift
to her most holy of places,
before they become
my most fanny-fluttering nightmares.
Lead me not into her slippery path,
for I fear her ultimate pleasure
would lead to my ultimate punishment.
Give me, I prithee,
chastened strength, forsooth.
May I pluck out my eye
that I cast upon her rotund derrière.
May I cut off my arm
that aches to caress her ample bosom.
Keep her womanly entrance
and her blasphemous booty
from my hallucinatory escapades.
Guide my hand so I might smite
this plaid clad vixen’s descent
upon my henhouse.
Transmute me
into a voluptuous vessel
for your wrath,
Give me the vengeance
I implore
Before the demoness sees fit
to devour us all.
Pray for us sinners,
Mother Superior 💋

Scissor Me Timbers is a work of Splatterpunk Erotic Horror. This sapphic nunsploitation story contains scenes of extreme violence, graphic sex, and rampant sacrilege. Reader discretion is advised. Amen!
328 Pages