Queen of the road : the true tale of 47 states, 22,000 miles, 200 shoes, 2 cats, 1 poodle, a husband, and a bus with a will of its own by Orion, Doreen instant download

Queen of the road : the true tale of 47 states, 22,000 miles, 200 shoes, 2 cats, 1 poodle, a husband, and a bus with a will of its own by Orion, Doreen instant download

Dethroned -- The meltdown cruise -- Queen of the Zarcons -- Mount Poodle -- Mooseless in Maine and other hairy New England tails -- Southbound in the fire lane -- Lordy, Miz Scarlett! I don't know nothin' 'bout drivin' no buses! -- My favorite wine has always been \"I wanna go to Flooorida!\" -- Elvis has left the bus -- Busing in the buff -- Bus-ted at the border -- Coronation -- Tim's rebuttal -- Special places and people -- Books enjoyed on the bus and beyond -- Acknowledgments, disclaimers, and trip insurance -- Dear readers, \"A pampered Long Island princess hits the road in a converted bus with her wilderness-loving husband, travels the country for one year, and brings it all hilariously to life in this offbeat and romantic memoir\"--Back cover, publisher description