Ketchup is a vegetable : and other lies moms tell themselves by O'Bryant, Robin instant download

Ketchup is a vegetable : and other lies moms tell themselves by O'Bryant, Robin instant download

254 pages : 22 cm, Robin O'Bryant offers a no holds barred look at the day to day life of being a mother to three, running a household and the everyday monotony of parenting, Birth control? yes, please -- It aint as easy as it looks -- Awkward naked moments -- Baby blues -- Boob sweat -- gettin' your fitness on -- Biscuit-dough boobies -- Your husband: your helpmate and your mortal enemy -- the shirt off my back -- Ketchup is a vegetable -- Road trips -- Fire the ho -- \"Holy chit\" and other faux cuss words you don't want your children to say -- Mothers of boys: get off your high horses -- Wal-Mart, porn, and FBI -- Dinnertime drama -- Pamper yourself -- In sickness and health -- Grandmothers, MeeMaws and Mimis -- Good game -- Froggy faith -- School daze -- Eff the PTA and their effin' carpool line -- She works hard for the money -- Sweet dreams Boys have a penis -- Here comes the bride's worst nightmare -- Iswear to tell the truth -- Love and marriage -- The birds and the bees -- Mall madness -- Why it's all worth it