Kerplunk! : stories by McManus, Patrick F instant download

Kerplunk! : stories by McManus, Patrick F instant download

Kerplunk -- Art of trailering -- Silent but deadly -- Excuses excuses -- Splitting infinitives -- Don't annoy my inner frontiersman -- Camping out with Lewis & Clark -- Strange meets his match \"uh-oh!\" (and other things guides shouldn't say) -- Ideal life -- A creek too far -- Perfect hunt -- Thirty days -- Where's Mr. Sun? -- Lucky guy -- Many are called -- Dimple in time -- Spare me the details -- Haircut -- Bed-and-breakfast -- Lenny -- Winter of 18 months -- Christmas goose -- Peak experience -- Back to basics -- People who hunt -- For every smell, a nose -- Ordinary -- Kind of guy I am -- High centered (and other life lessons) -- Look too many -- Eighty -- Performance netting -- Pasture -- Predicament -- Dalliance, The first advice I ever received about fishing was passed on by a teenage ranch hand when I was six years old. As often happened in those days, a spontaneous card party had erupted at the main ranch house one Sunday afternoon, and it was decided by the rancher that everyone should stay for dinner that evening. The fact that the ranch larder had little on hand to feed twenty or so people bothered the rancher not at all. He simply turned to one of the older boys and ordered, \"Biff, go catch us some fish for supper.\"