Growing Up in Tier 3000 by Felix C. Gotschalk instant download

Growing Up in Tier 3000 by Felix C. Gotschalk instant download

"You’re six years old, Jonas, don’t be a dumbshit. There is no room for you and your putative parents on this facet of the planetoid. The energy in this billet-piston is constant only when two organisms couple in for it—it’s magnetic, and magnetic energy is bilateral, symmetric, duetic. Any tertiary drainage sets up dissonance—and guess who’s the tertiary in your house. But you’re getting stronger, and I’m going to stay right here and help you——”
“What about your putative mother?” Jonas asks.

“Well,” Carol cuts a look at the wall isochronon, “my sixth putmot should now be in a great many icky pieces.”
“What did you do?” Jonas sounds excited.
“It’s almost slapstick. I put a bottle of nitro on the garage door transom. Now we can work on your putpars—we do, my pony, or we die. . . .”