As thick as thieves : foolish felons & loopy laws by Smith, Richard O., author instant download

As thick as thieves : foolish felons & loopy laws by Smith, Richard O., author instant download

1 online resource, Standing in an ID parade of incompetence, waiting to be picked out as Britain's stupidest criminal, we've assembled a line-up of bungling burglars, asinine assailants and thick thieves. Meet the man who handed himself in to claim the 'wanted' reward money and the bank robber who couldn't escape the building society because he was repeatedly pushing the pull door - until he took a run up and knocked himself out. Joining them inside HMP Stupid is a shoplifter who cunningly removed the security chips from items, only to stuff the tags into his pocket. Plus a pill-popping ninety-two year old, Print version record, Cover; Title Page; Dedication; Contents; Acknowledgements; Introduction; UK STUPID CRIME FILES; OVERSEAS STUPID CRIME FILES; THE LAW IS AN ASS; SILENCE IN COURT; Copyright