Apocalypse next Tuesday by Safier, David, author, Parnfors, Hilary, translator instant download

Apocalypse next Tuesday by Safier, David, author, Parnfors, Hilary, translator instant download

1 online resource, The course of true love never runs smoothly, especially when the Apocalypse gets in the waya hilarious rom-com, Bridget Jones meets Life of Brian When 30-something Marie jilts her boring boyfriend at the altar she wonders if life can get any worse. So when a handsome carpenter comes to work on the roof, she realizes she has nothing to lose by asking him out. Even his bizarre assertions that he is Jesus isn't enough to put Marie offher biological clock is ticking, and it's time to settle down. Meanwhile, Satan (a dead ringer for George Clooney) is on the prowl, recruiting horsemen for next week's Armageddon, scheduled for Tuesday, and Archangel Gabriel has discovered the pleasures of the flesh and is off on a sex marathon. Things are looking grim. Fortunately, Marie is dating the son of Godmaybe, just maybe, he can get things straightened out. Provocative and blasphemous (with added pizza), this is a wonderfully light, witty book full of surprises, Print version record, Chapter Thirty-OneChapter Thirty-Two; Chapter Thirty-Three; Chapter Thirty-Four; WHY IS MY SON NOT ON HIS WAY TO JERUSALEM?; COMPLICATION?; THEN EXPLAIN IT IN A COMPLICATED WAY.; IF MY SON IS NOT ON HIS WAY TO JERUSALEM BY TOMORROW EVENING, I WILL BE MAKING A PERSONAL APPEARANCE TO THIS MARIE.; Chapter Thirty-Five; Chapter Thirty-Six; Chapter Thirty-Seven; MARIE!; WE NEED TO TALK.; YES, I AM.; Chapter Thirty-Eight; YOU ARE KEEPING MY SON FROM COMPLETING HIS TASK.; ANSWER.; YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE AFRAID OF ME.; DO YOU WANT A DIFFERENT SETTING FOR OUR CONVERSATION?, YOU ARE REACTING LIKE MOSES DID ... Chapter Thirty-Nine; Chapter Forty; Chapter Forty-One; Chapter Forty-Two; Chapter Forty-Three; THAT MEANS, MY GOD, MY GOD, MY MEATBALL IS INFERTILE.; AND THAT MEANS: MY GOD, MY GOD, MY BOWELS ARE DOING HEAVY LABOUR.; FORGIVE ME, ; Chapter Forty-Four; Chapter Forty-Five; Biographical Note; About the Publisher, The course of true love never runs smoothly, especially when the Apocalypse…