1,003 great things about being Jewish by Birnbach, Lisa, Hodgman, Ann; Marx, Patricia (Patricia A.) instant download

1,003 great things about being Jewish by Birnbach, Lisa, Hodgman, Ann; Marx, Patricia (Patricia A.) instant download

314 pages ; 16 cm, Why I like being Jewish -- Ten commandments for the new millennium -- Things God can do and you can't -- Things God can do and so can you! -- Things God can't do ... but you can! -- Cool things about Israel -- Sayings from the Talmud -- The worst places to hide the afikoman -- Jewish culinary definitions -- The worst themes for Bar or Bat Mitzvahs -- How to get through those long, long High Holy Days services -- English words that sound Yiddish -- What passersby said about the Burning Bush -- Little-known Jewish holidays -- Great things you can do with Aunt Rose's matzoh balls -- Giveaway lines that the person in the Kosher restaurant is not Jewish -- Original names of Jewish celebrities -- Milestones at the 92nd Street YMHA -- Best kvetching lines -- Best kvelling lines -- The greatest Yiddish words and expressions -- Jewish Mother Goose rhymes -- Christianity made clear -- What goes with what : an eat-and-match quiz -- Key differences between Judaism and Kabbalism -- Famous Jews around the world -- Attributes of Jewish grandparents -- Adventures in Judaism -- Jewish fairy tales -- Other uses for a shofar -- Great things about Jewish weddings -- Bad Bar Mitzvah gifts -- Bad Bat Mitzvah gifts -- What you learn in Hebrew school (besides Hebrew) -- Great things about the Chabad telethon -- Cool things about the Bible -- Great books about being Jewish -- Great Jewish proverbs